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Fall 2012 Photo Day

One shot from the Fall 2012 photo shoot.

MEDIA

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NEWS

Girlspoke.com - [Click Here] This article references Slutty Halloween costumes, and links to my signature spider-muffin photo.

Pontiac 6000 - [Click Here] The Pontiac 6000 video project is complete, and currently available on Google Video.

Penny Pixels - [Click Here] Advertise your personal homepage or blog for just one penny!

Touched By His Noodly Appendage - [Click Here] Join the First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Blast Capacity] Blast Capacity, a joint venture between myself and mcsoko.com, is open for business. Enjoy quality shirts and other products featuring lovely illustrations, each highlighting the crudest moments in internet pop culture. [Click Here] to browse our product line [Click Here] to visit the previous agora section

[dp] dark playground is a home for the creative writings of many people in many forms. It is a web page created, written, and maintained by Eriq X. Tews. The single and simple intention of dp is to make the unique expressions of people available to others. [Click Here] to visit dark playground

ARTICLES

THE GOSPEL OF CONSUMPTION [17-AUG-2008] by Jeffrey Kaplan [Read this Article] (off site) The history of our 40-hour work week, the birth of our consumer-obsessed culture, and the better future we left behind...   [Past Articles]

QUICKIES

TWO CATS... [02-SEP-2007] Requires Quicktime [View this Quickie] Cheryl sings her famous original party song "Two Cats Fucking under my Window" at Robert and Jeremy's housewarming party. (The first 20 seconds were missed, but you'll get the idea)   [Past Quickies]

THOUGHTS

On occasion a random thought, rant, or string of words will come out of my mouth. If I manage to write them down, they will show up here. Enjoy.

SHORT CUTS

PRAISE

"ur a fuckin retard && i can`t believe u have jokes about dead babiis on ur fuckin stupid website...i hope the government puts regulations on owning websites sometime soon so that me && my friend can shut ur ass down...UR FUCKIN STUPID"

"hey, got to your website via milliondollarhomepage. i would like to know how you benefit from having a link to your site cause ive just been on it and you r a loser with an awful and pointless website. email back and let me know. cheers"

QUOTE

"I fucking love vitamins." - Carrie S